| Sardar : Stupid, not CURRENT BILL MY MOBILE BILL. ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* *** Friend : I got a brand new Ford IKON for my wife! Sardar : Wow!!! That's an unbelievable exchange offer!!! ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* *** Teacher : Which is the oldest animal in world? Sardar : ZEBRA Teacher : How? Sardar : Bcoz it is Black & White ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ** Judge : Don't U have shame? It is d 3rd time U R coming to court.. Sardar to judge : U R coming daily, don't U have shame? ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ** Question : "Should Women have Children after 35?" Smart Sardar Replied : "No! 35 Children R More than Enough!!" ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ** Sardar attending an interview in Software Company. Manager : Do U know MS Office? Sardar : If U give me the address I will go there sir. ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* * Sardar got a sms from his girl friend: "I MISS YOU" Sardarji replied: "I Mr YOU" !!. ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* * After finishing MBBS Sardar started his practice. He Checked 1st Patient's Eyes, Tongue & Ears By Torch & Finallly Said: "Torch is okay" ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* * Sardar1: Oye, what will happen if electricity is not discovered? Sardar2: Nothing, we must watch TV in candle light. ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* * Sardar in airplane going 2 Bombay .... While its landing he shouted: " Bombay ... Bombay " Air hostess said : "B silent." Sardar : "Ok.. Ombay. Ombay" ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* * Teacher: "What is common between JESUS, KRISHNA , RAM, GANDHI and BUDHA?" Sardar: "All are born on government holidays...! !! ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ** Sir : What is difference between Orange and Apple? Sardar : Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE | 
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