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--- k.n.gupta         Wonderfully described definitions.........     CIGARETTE:  A pinch of tobacco  rolled in paper  with fire at one end  and a fool at the other!  MARRIAGE:  It's an agreement  wherein  a man loses his bachelor degree  and a woman gains her master  LECTURE:  An art of transmitting Information  from the notes of the lecturer  to the notes of students  without passing through the minds  of either  CONFERENCE:  The confusion of one man  multiplied by the  number present  COMPROMISE:  The art of dividing  a cake in such a way that  everybody believes  he got the biggest piece  TEARS:  The hydraulic force by which  masculine will power is  defeated by feminine water-power!  CONFERENCE ROOM:  A place where everybody talks,  nobody listens  and everybody disagrees later on  ECSTASY:  A feeling when you feel  you are going to feel  a feeling  you have never felt before  CLASSIC:  A book  which people praise,  but never read  SMILE:  A curve  that can set  a lot of things straight!  OFFICE:  A place  where you can relax  after your strenuous  home life  YAWN:  The only time  when some married men  ever get to open  their mouth  EXPERIENCE:  The name  men give  to their  Mistakes  DIPLOMAT:  A person  who tells you  to go to hell  in such a way  that you actually look forward  to the trip  OPTIMIST:  A person  who while falling  from EIFFEL TOWER  says in midway  "SEE I AM NOT INJURED YET!"  MISER:  A person  who lives poor  so that  he can die RICH!  FATHER:  A banker  provided by  nature  BOSS:  Someone  who is early  when you are late  and late  when you are early  POLITICIAN:  One who  shakes your hand  before elections  and your Confidence  Later  DOCTOR:  A person  who kills  your ills  by pills,  and kills you  by his bills!           Regards, Neeta.N.Gupta 'Life Is Too Short To Waste Time Hating Anyone'   Please do not print this email unless it is absolutely necessary. The information contained in this electronic message and any attachments to this message are intended for the exclusive use of the addressee(s) and may contain proprietary, confidential or privileged information. If you are not the intended recipient, you should not disseminate, distribute or copy this e-mail. Please notify the sender immediately and destroy all copies of this message and any attachments. WARNING: Computer viruses can be transmitted via email. The recipient should check this email and any attachments for the presence of viruses. The company accepts no liability for any damage caused by any virus transmitted by this email. www.wipro.com