Fw: Why Bill Gates Resigned from Microsoft..............? (very funny)

--- On Tue, 6/23/09, Swathi Raghavendra <swathi.raghavendra@db.com> wrote: From: Swathi Raghavendra <swathi.raghavendra@db.com> Subject: Why Bill Gates Resigned from Microsoft..............? (very funny) To: Date: Tuesday, June 23, 2009, 7:18 AM Letter from Banta Singh to Mr. Bill Gates of Microsoft Subject: Problems with my new computer Dear Mr. Bill Gates, We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some problems, which I want to bring to your notice. 1. There is a button 'start' but there is no 'stop' button. We request you to check this. ____________ ______ 2. One doubt is whether any 're-scooter' is available in system? I find only 're-cycle', but I own a scooter at my home. ____________ ______ 3. There is 'Find' button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot trace the key with this 'find' button, but was unable to trace. Please rectify this problem. ____________ _____ 4. My child learnt 'Microsoft word' now he wants to learn 'Microsoft sentence', so when you will provide that? ____________ _____ 5. I bought computer, CPU, mouse and keyboard, but there is only one icon which shows 'My Computer': when you will povide the remaining items? ____________ _____ 6. It is surprising that windows says 'MY Pictures' but there is not even a single photo of mine. So when will you keep my photo in that. ____________ _____ 7. There is 'MICROSOFT OFFICE' what about 'MICROSOFT HOME' since I use the PC at home only. ____________ ____ 8. You provided 'My Recent Documents'. When you will provide 'My Past Documents'? ____________ ____ 9. You provide 'My Network Places'. For God sake please do not provide 'My Secret Places'. I do not want to let my wife know where I go after my office hours.   10. The Last one......  Sir, how is it that your name is Gates but you are selling WINDOWS? Regards, Banta   Swathi Bangalore --- This e-mail may contain confidential and/or privileged information. If you are not the intended recipient (or have received this e-mail in error) please notify the sender immediately and destroy this e-mail. Any unauthorized copying, disclosure or distribution of the material in this e-mail is strictly forbidden.