Tuesday, November 24, 2009

FW: : Message of the year

 

 

 

 

Message of the year
Women live a better, longer & peaceful life...!!
Why? Very simple…
A woman does not have a wife..!!!

Wife came home with a goat.
Husband asked"Is bhains ko ghar kyon layi ho?"
Wife:"Dikhta nahin, bakri h
ai !"
Husband:"Bakri se hi poch raha h
oon"

Husband wife mein ladai hoi

Husband wife mein ladai hui,
Husband ghar se chala
gaya ,
Husb:R
aat ko phone pe ,"Khanemain kya hai"
Wife:Zeher.
Husb:Mai d
er se aaoonga, tum kha kar so jana:

wife is missing
Man: Sir, my wife is missing.
Postmaster:bhai ye post office hai,
police station me complain dijiye.
Man:K
ya karoon, khushi k mare kuch samajh nahin aa raha

Why did u shoot ur wife ?
Judge:why did u shoot ur wife instead of shooting her lover?
Sardar:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.

How woman calls their husband in first 6 years
How woman calls their husband in first 6 years
Yr 1.Ja
anu
Yr 2.O G.
Yr 3.Sunte ho?
Yr 4.O bunty k pappa
Yr 5.Kahan mar gaye?
Yr 6.Tum aate ho k main aaon?

Wife to husband:- kash aap sms hotay
Wife: Jaanu kash aap SMS hote, Main aap ko save karti,
Husband: Jaan-e-man, kaash tum ring tone hoti, Main h
ar haftetumhe change karta

Sardar ki wife inspecter se!
Sardar ki wife inspecter se!
Mera husband ek hafte pehle aalo
o lene gaya tha abhi tak wapis nahi aaya:-(
Inspector bhi sardar tha bola:- to beh
en kuch or pakaa lo:-)

1 horror movie dekhi
Husband:rat ko mene ekhorror moviedekhi, 1 chudeil kabhi mere aage kabhi piche aur kabhi sath chal rahi thi,
Wife:Kaun si movie thi?
Husband:Apni shadi ki

 

Regards,

V.R.Pai.

 

 

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