Message of the year Women live a better, longer & peaceful life...!! Why? Very simple… A woman does not have a wife..!!! Wife came home with a goat. Husband asked"Is bhains ko ghar kyon layi ho?" Wife:"Dikhta nahin, bakri hai !" Husband:"Bakri se hi poch raha hoon" Husband wife mein ladai hoi Husband wife mein ladai hui, Husband ghar se chala gaya , Husb:Raat ko phone pe ,"Khanemain kya hai" Wife:Zeher. Husb:Mai der se aaoonga, tum kha kar so jana: wife is missing Man: Sir, my wife is missing. Postmaster:bhai ye post office hai, police station me complain dijiye. Man:Kya karoon, khushi k mare kuch samajh nahin aa raha Why did u shoot ur wife ? Judge:why did u shoot ur wife instead of shooting her lover? Sardar:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week. How woman calls their husband in first 6 years How woman calls their husband in first 6 years Yr 1.Jaanu Yr 2.O G. Yr 3.Sunte ho? Yr 4.O bunty k pappa Yr 5.Kahan mar gaye? Yr 6.Tum aate ho k main aaon? Wife to husband:- kash aap sms hotay Wife: Jaanu kash aap SMS hote, Main aap ko save karti, Husband: Jaan-e-man, kaash tum ring tone hoti, Main har haftetumhe change karta Sardar ki wife inspecter se! Sardar ki wife inspecter se! Mera husband ek hafte pehle aaloo lene gaya tha abhi tak wapis nahi aaya:-( Inspector bhi sardar tha bola:- to behen kuch or pakaa lo:-) 1 horror movie dekhi Husband:rat ko mene ekhorror moviedekhi, 1 chudeil kabhi mere aage kabhi piche aur kabhi sath chal rahi thi, Wife:Kaun si movie thi? Husband:Apni shadi ki |
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