From: anant bhat [mailto:bhatanantv@yahoo.co.in]
Sent: Friday, November 13, 2009 8:20 PM
To: Barua Axis; Purushotham Bhat; shekhar charatkar; clarence dsouza; damodar gaitonde; RAVOORU NAGESWARA; pai; VARADRAJ PAI; shubha sunil prabhu; sheetal prabhu; sridhar rajagopalan; vimal p sharma; Uday V; rgbhat; santosh@trinitycms.net; santoshkamath@ymail.com; ravikumar
Subject: FW: HOW TO IDENTIFY DIFFERENT CITIZENS OF INDIA.
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--- On Wed, 11/11/09, Shreekant Pai(Rem Credit & Rec) <Shreekant@bankmuscat.com> wrote:
From: Shreekant Pai(Rem Credit & Rec) <Shreekant@bankmuscat.com>
Subject: FW: HOW TO IDENTIFY DIFFERENT CITIZENS OF INDIA.
To: "Satyajit Kerkar" <SKerkar@bankdhofar.com>, "Satya - MHD - Finance" satya@mhd.co.om>,
Date: Wednesday, 11 November, 2009, 4:02 PM
HOW TO IDENTIFY DIFFERENT CITIZENS OF INDIA:
Scenario 1
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, sees them and walks on.
That's MUMBAI
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Scenario 2
Two guys are fighting. Both of them take time out and call their friends on
their mobiles. Now 50 guys are fighting.
You are definitely in PUNJAB !!!
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Scenario 3
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along and tries to make peace.
The first two get together and beat him up.
That's DELHI
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Scenario 4
Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch.
A guy comes along and quietly opens a Chai-stall.
That's AHMEDABAD
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Scenario 5
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes.
He writes a software program to stop the fight.
But the fight doesn't stop because of a virus in the program.
That's BANGALORE
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Scenario 6
Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch.
A guy comes along and quietly say that "AMMA" doesn't like all this nonsense.
Peace comes in.
That's CHENNAI
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Scenario 7
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, then a fourth
and they start arguing about who's right.
You are in KOLKATA
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Scenario 8
Two guys are fighting. Third guy comes from nearby house and says,
"don't fight in front of my place, go somewhere else and keep fighting".
That's KERALA !
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And the best one is ....
Scenario 9
Two guys are fighting. Third guy comes along with A carton of beer.
All sit together drinking beer and abusing each other and all go home as friends.
You are in GOA !!!
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